I don't believe this, we've been friends for so long
Is it so hard to see, you do this to me?
You came round asking just to mow the garden
You're a clever guy, cause you did it for free
It's funny

You think I don't already know

What if I told you, I'm watching you?
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed, and I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went to see, what the f**k was going on
And all I knew
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes

You think I don't know already know

What if I told you, I'm watching you?
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed, and I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone

You did it to Stephen and Ethan
Jody and Nathan, Josie and David
Peter, John and Mike
Alison, Alistair, Monica McAllistair
Madison, Harrison and the guy from Sarissons

If so they don't already know

What if I told you, they all hate you?
I told them about the movies
And all the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed, and I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you, I'm watching you?
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzis
You're screwed, and I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone