It was a Friday night
And I'm stuck at home
When I turned out the light
I was not alone
She was sitting there
Halfway up the stairs
She had a nifty ass
But a hefty pair

Then I planned
That my girlfriend would understand
She doesn't need to know
It's on the down low

What was I supposed to do
Sitting in my room
When she was making pretty eyes at me
And blowing me away
Dirty things were going on
Then he walked right in
On everything
When I turned right round
With my trousers down

But I'm sorry now
And that's all that I can say
I was horny then
It got the best of me
Don't take it out on me
Cos I've done nothing wrong
It happened naturally
Because she turned me on

Then I planned
That my girlfriend would understand
She doesn't need to know
It's on the down low

What was I supposed to do
Sitting in my room
When she was making pretty eyes at me
And blowing me away
Dirty things were going on
Then he walked right in
On everything
When I turned right round
With my trousers down

I've got to face the consequences
Face the consequences
I've got to face the consequences
Face the consequences
I've got to face the consequences
Face the consequences
I've got to face the consequences
Face the consequences

What was I supposed to do
Sitting in my room
When she was making pretty eyes at me
And blowing me away
Dirty things were going on
Then he walked right in
On everything
When I turned right round
With my trousers down