One day when I got home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the backyard to find out
If it was one of those rowdy boys,
Stood there with my neighbour called Peter
And a Flux capacitor

He told me he built a time machine
Like one in a film I've seen
Yeah, yeah, he said

I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything
Boybands and another one and another one and another one
Triple breasted women swim round town totally naked

We drove around in the time machine
Like one in a film I've seen
Yeah, yeah, he said

I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

I took a trip to the Year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album
It had out-sold Michael Jackson
I took a trip to the Year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album, seventh album

He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah...He said...

I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater
And your great, great, great grandaughter
Is pretty fine (is pretty fine)